Let's do the story thing again

[Lefty]

The great Tiki-Guwah-Naka act out its vengeance and destroys us all."

"Who?" asked the head of the family.

"Us all!" repeated the Chief

"You all?"

"No, no, US all. You AND me!" clarified the Chief.

"Ooh, that's not good," said the head Armadillo. Just then, all of the surroundings turnedf white as the blizzard hit and the Indians...

[cherrysmum]

Holy cow..you "Neth"...the everglade swamp is in Florida..ya know...tropical...dah!!!"so how come it's snowing," yelled the armadillo..."I ain't never seen no snow befer" (he was a redneck armadillo)...could it be because.......

[Lefty]

(I know, I am an American Studies student you know, so stick with the story! It's an ancient demonic presence that calls forth the blizzard! Oh yeah, that's realistic.)

... we angered Tiki-Guwah-Naka?"

The answer came in the form of a deep, dark voice bellowing over the noise of the blizzard:

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[The Lady Belle]

"cor blimey it aint fugging cold enough for ya. Me brass monkeys fell off ages ago." and the voice grew closer and closer..

[cherrysmum]

"ALLRIGHT GATOR BREATH!!..thats close enough," the armadillo shouted. But little did he know, he had wandered into a sacred tribal burial ground, and the great spirits (that would be rum, whiskey, vodka, gin, and scotch)..were about to...

[The Lady Belle]

get the party started when they God of Magic Mix Master noticed that nobody brought any chips and dips and that cast a gloom over everything. Meanwhile the armadillo..

[Lefty]

... felt great anger towards the spirits that invaded his nice little PRTIVATE party, and prevented him from fornicating, as armadillos outside Texas hardly ever achieve the right mood to be able to perform, so he...